10. A friend mails it through regular mail
9. Find a friend who has more money and sends it FedEx
8. Spend all my retirement money to hire someone to bring one to me
7. Request a transfer to a country in Central America where they make them, knowing my request will be denied because my only reason would be to obtain and eat a chicken taco.
6. Evaluate what is important in life and then request an early termination from Peace Corps.
5. Use the rules of substitution to make a taco: bakes, cheddar cheese and cabbage
4. Concentrate really hard on the lasagna I wanted last week to change the craving, knowing I can’t have that either.
3. Think about the poor dying chicken to make it unappetizing.
2. Send my boys to Florida to build a large sling shot and shoot one to me
1. Learn to cook
Writings of Saint Lucia, Ghana and life in general. A Peace Corps Volunteer in St. Lucia, visiting faculty in Ghana and grandma for life. This is a look back at the details of my travels and a document for my grandchildren. I hope you enjoy reading it as much as I enjoy writing it. This blog does not express views of U.S. Peace Corps, Webster University, my family, dog or any institutions named or linked to these pages. It's life observation as I interpret it.
3 comments:
Too Funny!
Kev
11. Come to Brian and Amber's and we'll make you a chicken taco!! :)
thanks on the side of this exacting tips 147896325
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